if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
What the actual fuck
These people exist.
What the fuck
just… just fuck off america
WAAAAAH IF WE LET PEOPLE LEARN THAT WOMEN ARE SMART AND STUFF THEY MIGHT REALISE WE’RE USELESS SACKS OF WASTE
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
A man pretending to be a cat. Brilliant
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was